The alternative porn world is a fickle place.  New faces seem to pop up every day and for every new purple haired model another one disappears into oblivion.  It’s always particularly interesting to me when a new face pops up and seems to have staying power.  One such alt model is RUBY VIOLENCE (www.rubyviolence.com)

She’s a fresh young adult film star, fetish model and artist from southern Cali.  She’s not your average alt porn girl though, she’s bright, engaging and genuinely seems to love what she does, which shines through in her work.  Another striking feature about this dazzling diva is how much she seems to love her fans, she regularly interacts with them on her blogs and twitter feed.  We happen to live on opposite sides of the country, but we do get the chance to chat pretty regularly so I thought she’d be a perfect first interview for ONLY ONES!

Bella Vendetta: So you’ve launched your official website (RubyViolence.com) not too long ago. When was the official launch and did you have a big party to celebrate?

Ruby Violence: Yes I launched my official website last January, so it would be a year now. I was so excited that I finally had a proper venue to show off all my work in the way I wanted it. I wish I had a big party for the launch but I made my own fun instead.

BV: You’ve been modeling for quite some time before your own site.  Can you tell us how and when you got into being naked on the internet and some of the other sites we can find you on?

RV: Well I went to art college where I drew naked people all the time so nudity wasn’t that big of a deal for me. Then I saw one the Vivid Alt films, Art School Sluts, and was immediately hooked. Not just because of the sex but how the girls looked and their style and didn’t look like “typical” porn stars. I then contacted a guy in the business who put me in touch with an agency in the valley. I was living in San Francisco at the time so I flew in to get my agency photos done. It just so happened that they needed an extra girl for a film down the street so I actually did my first adult film when I only planned on taking photos. I’m not with an agency now but it was a fun experience. From then on I started applying for alternative and fetish sites. I wanted to be part of that genre where you can make money and do erotica without having to look like a Barbie Doll.

Some sites you can find me on besides my official site include Bellavendetta.com, Fixemagazine.com, chsregime.com, Vampyrotic.com, Blueblood.com, Pornsaints.com, AlmostEvilgirls.com, Devilgirlsxxx.com, Eroticbpm.com, inkedangels.com, and more. Hopefully soon to be an official Burning Angel as well.

BV: In addition to websites you also appear in a number of hardcore adult DVDs.  Can you tell us about some of them and is shooting video for DVDs a lot different than shooting content for your site?

RV: I like making DVDs and my own content, I’m now working in a more erotica, fetish genre, instead of just pure hardcore. I like the variety. DVDs are great because you have your base and people get to know you well by your work. I like doing work on my own because I have more creative freedom and call the shots.

BV: Do you have a favorite performer you love working with?

RV:  One thing I like about not having an agency is that I can choose who I work with and even know that person before working with them. Some of my favorite models to work with include Jasmine Blue, Julia X, Lily Cade, AlySinclair, Deborahannxxx and of course Bella Vendetta.

BV:  Favorite photographer to work with?

RV:  Favorite photographers include, Mich Masoch, The Jimi King, and Jazz Wilson.  They are definitely a nice handful of models and photographers to work with, such as Bellavendetta, doing video content.

BV:  Any models or performers that you’re looking forward to one day working with?

RV:  Also would love to work with Joanna Angel, Bob Coulter, Chopper Dave, Miss Crash, Jane Jett, James Deen, The Original Tommy Gunn, Elizabeth Starr, and Jade Starr just to name a few.

BV: Is your sex life off camera anything like your online sex life?

RV:  My sex life is different off camera because it’s not work or a job. It’s someone who I am truly in love with. There is so much passion between us

BV:  In addition to your sexy pictures website you also have a site that is reviews of horror movies?  How do you choose which movies to review?

RV:  Well I have always loved horror films. I actually did my first mainstream horror film this past summer and it was so much fun. I wanted to create a blog where I could share my passion and love for the genre and have it open for people who love horror to share their thoughts also. When I choose a movie or book review, it’s usually something new that I had just watched or read so I can give a fresh review on the subject.  Sometimes when I’m reviewing something, I just go with my first thoughts about a film and write them out. I also like mixing up the different categories of horror, such as Japanese horror, Grindhouse films, European horror, etc. It just depends. I especially enjoy reviewing new up and coming writers and filmmakers as well.

BV:  You’re kind of a Jill of all trades, you also have photography and multimedia art pieces for sale on your site.  How do you find time to work on your art and what are your inspirations?

RV:   I love being an artist and love to translate my passion in any medium. There isn’t one certain thing that inspires me but I usually create from personal experiences. I am an artist, a photographer, writer, erotic performer, and designer so I definitely love expressing myself in more ways than one.

BV:  On your site, you take fans requests for photo sets etc.  Are there any that are so weird you turn them down?

RV:  I am always open to fan requests but, in the end, I make the final decision. If I don’t want to do something that I don’t feel comfortable with I have no problem turning someone down.

BV:  Anything you wanna share with us about yourself that we can’t find on the web?

RV:  The last thing I want to add is to of course check out and become a member of  my website, www.rubyviolence.com.  Also I would love to thank all my supporters, fans, and old and new friends for their support.

BV:  And lastly: when are you going to fly to the east coast to have sex with me?

RV:  Hehe anytime you are ready, I will pack my bags and come out to play and fuck you, sexy! Just let me know when!

Bella Vendetta, is an international fetish model, burlesque dancer, Pro Domme, award winning adult film star, and webmistress.  Aside from doing dirty things on film, she also conducts interviews with tattoo artists, black metal bands and porn stars.  You can learn more about her by visiting her site: BellaVendetta.com.

I’m eagerly awaiting a full length.

Hey, Rob here.  I’m just hanging out eating some Cheez-Its, drinking a beer and browsing the world wide interwebs.  We are so lucky to have the internets and all the insightful things it gives us.  Think about when our parents were our age.  They didn’t have the internet and probably had to ask other people about shit but no, not anymore!  The days of wondering are over…now we can just head over to YouTube and watch a little kid named Remy eat weird shit like placenta, testicles, an 1000 year old egg, brains, a fertilized duck embryo, blood sausage, head cheese and much more!

Alright, alright.  You can watch the rest of his videos on his YouTube channel, there’s over 80 of them.  But how long you think till he runs out of weird foods to eat and moves on to trying hard drugs and telling us about it?  Or maybe he’ll just eat his parents.  Whatever.

When I first saw the trailer for Jack and Jill, I thought it was a joke.  I kept waiting for the joke to be over but then the trailer was over.  I was dumbfounded.  I knew right then that I simply had to see it.

I really don’t know where I should start with Adam Sandler’s latest movie.  I guess I can start by saying it’s a heaping steaming pile of cow dung but that doesn’t really help you to understand why it’s so fucking horrible.  I suppose Sandler’s films were never really known for having much of an educated humor but this one is something else.  This one is just painful.  The whole time I just kept wondering how pathetic it all must have seemed on set.  I imagined crew members whispering to each other about how this film would be the end of Adam Sandler.

The whole movie is just filled with random nonsense.  There’s just an endless barrage of jokes that seem to come out of nowhere and are not funny at all.  At one point I just wanted to shake my fist at the screen and yell “BE MORE FUNNY!”

Sandler’s character has an adopted child that is obsessed with taping things to his body, very often live animals even.  Huh?!  Why!?  I think Sandler must have been stoned while writing this one.  Or what about the secret gibberish language he speaks and understands only with his twin sister?  Or how about the completely racist jokes that spew from Sandler’s hispanic gardener?  It’s all random and it all fuckin sucks!  And no, its not the bad that’s so bad its funny, like MacGruber for example.  It’s the so bad that it’s just really fucking bad, man!

Maybe this is Adam Sandlers way of saying his audience is a bunch of complete dumbasses?  Maybe Sandler purposely made this movie a complete piece of shit just to test us.  I guess we passed the test though cause I don’t know anyone that has said anything good about this garbage film!

Also, I don’t know how the hell Sandler got Al Pacino in this movie.  What serious actor would read this script, involving Adam Sandler playing both the twin brother and sister, riddled with horrible shit jokes, and say “You know what, I do wanna do this movie!  It sounds great!”

In the movie, Sandlers character is trying to get Pacino to do this embarrassing commercial for Dunkin Donuts.  What’s kinda funny is that they make Pacino seem like he cares so much about the roles he plays and how he would never do the Dunkin Donuts commercial.  Then Pacino ends up doing the DD ad while starring in this horribly bad Sandler movie.  They are breaking down some sort of fourth wall of embarrassment here.  They’re not only embarrassing Pacino in the film but the very film itself is the biggest embarrassment.

You know what, maybe I’m being too harsh here.  Pacino and Sandler might have done something genius. Maybe they made a film in which they are joking about themselves, or rather how we perceive them.  Pacino, the serious actor (pronounced “ACT OR”) is making fun of himself and maybe Sandler, the wacky nonsensical one note actor, has dumbed himself down to the lowest point.  Maybe this film is Pacino and Sandler’s commentary on how the world views them and they just play into it.   This could be their joke on us!

Nah, this movie just sucks.  It’s just shit, it’s a landfill of shit.  Don’t watch it, your eyeballs may turn back in your head as a defense mechanism just to try and get away from the sheer horror.  You don’t believe me?!  Fine, go ahead and watch it!  But don’t come crying back to me when your eyeballs are looking back at your big dumb brain!  Ya freakin idiot!

The Twilight movies, people love em and others love to hate em.  Frankly, I just don’t give a damn either way.  It’s a soap opera with fuckin vampires and werewolves in it, what do you really expect from that?  Sure, maybe they bastardized the traditional idea of a vampire and yea…vampires that sparkle are kinda stupid but I was just bored one night so I watched it!  Ok!?  Is that alright with you!?  Stop judging me!!!  When have I ever judged you!?

So Breaking Dawn Part 1 starts off with Edward and Bella getting married.  Snore fest!!!  Woopty fuckin doo!  Nah but seriously yo, it was kinda cute though.  They were all in love and shit and I got mad jealous.  I hope one day I can have a wedding too and break my dad’s one rule of “Don’t get married.”  Yea, Dad!  Did you hear that one?!  Just wait till that happens, it’s gonna fuck your whole shit up, Dad!

Anyways, these vamps know how to throw a really baller ass reception…in the dead of night, of course!  They got it all, they got tables with really nice drapery, all the vampires are dressed really nice and they even got flowers on the tables I think.  To be honest, I don’t even fuckin remember exactly.  I’m kinda talkin outta my ass right now but it was nice.

At one point Edward takes Bella off to a surprise!  He brings her to a secret meeting with Jacob…you know the werewolf dude that looks like a fuckin Alpaca.  Yea, that dude.  Bella is all like, “Oh Edward, what a great surprise!  This is the dude I’d be fuckin if you weren’t around!”  I dunno if you guys are familiar with the twilight series but there’s this sick disturbed love triangle going on between Bella, Edward and Jacob!  Jacob loves Bella but Bella loves Edward and Edward is all like “WHO DA MAN!?  NOT YOU JACOB, FUCK YOU!”   I can’t help but to think that him letting Jacob meet Bella at their wedding was just his own little jab at Jacob.  Did I mention this is pretty much a soap opera?  Every time these three are on screen together I just wanna vom due to sheer anxiety and awkwardness.

After meeting Jacob, Edward and Bella bounce off to their honeymoon.  They jump in the Audi or some other expensive car, then to a private jet, then to a private boat and then they land on a private island!  I don’t understand how the vampires are all so goddamned rich.  Is that a prerequisite to being a vampire or something?  You can’t say they inherited the money because none of their relatives are really dying anytime soon.  Fuck, I wish I was a vampire except I get queasy at the sight of blood so I dunno if I could stomach it.

They spend their honeymoon, skinny dipping, playing chess and fucking like bunnies.  Eventually Bella gets pregnant which is something that apparently isn’t supposed to happen when a vampire and a human have sex.  Either way, I just couldn’t help but wonder why Edward didn’t just use a condom.  Then again, I guess there wouldn’t be much of movie if he did because you quickly learn that the whole damn movie is about this ho getting prego!  But it ain’t no normal baby, it’s some Rosemary’s Baby shit.  She is nearly dying from the pregnancy because the baby is super powerful, growing at an incredible rate, and pretty much a freakin’ demon!

Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 1 is essentially one of those MTV underage pregnancy shows except with vampires and werewolves.  The whole movie is Bella getting pregnant and everyone else trying to get her to abort it.  Edward even sends Jacob in to try and reason with her.  He’s all like “Now listen bitch, this baby is gonna kill you!  You won’t live to see it!” and she’s all like “This is my baby and it’s my body and it ain’t nobody else’s goddamn decision!”

At one point, I just sat there wondering, “Why the fuck am I here?”  I’m sitting alone in a theater all by myself, with a bag of cheez-its, watching a werewolf and a bunch of vampires try and convince this girl to abort her baby.  I could be anywhere else in the world, doing anything else but here I am.  Eating Cheez-it after Cheez-it, I just keep hoping that this poor girl will just abort this demon baby.