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		<title>BELLA VENDETTA INTERVIEWS: RUBY VIOLENCE</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:24:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BellaVendetta</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The alternative porn world is a fickle place.  New faces seem to pop up every day and for every new purple haired model another one disappears into oblivion.  It’s always particularly interesting to me when a new face pops up and seems to have staying power.  One such alt model is RUBY VIOLENCE (www.rubyviolence.com) She’s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The alternative porn world is a fickle place.  New faces seem to pop up every day and for every new purple haired model another one disappears into oblivion.  It’s always particularly interesting to me when a new face pops up and seems to have staying power.  One such alt model is RUBY VIOLENCE (www.rubyviolence.com)</p>
<p>She’s a fresh young adult film star, fetish model and artist from southern Cali.  She’s not your average alt porn girl though, she’s bright, engaging and genuinely seems to love what she does, which shines through in her work.  Another striking feature about this dazzling diva is how much she seems to love her fans, she regularly interacts with them on her blogs and twitter feed.  We happen to live on opposite sides of the country, but we do get the chance to chat pretty regularly so I thought she’d be a perfect first interview for ONLY ONES!</p>
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<p><span style="color: #66ff00;"><em><strong>Bella Vendetta:</strong></em></span> So you’ve launched your official website (<em>RubyViolence.com</em>) not too long ago. When was the official launch and did you have a big party to celebrate?</p>
<p><span style="color: #660066;"><em><strong>Ruby Violence:</strong></em></span> Yes I launched my official website last January, so it would be a year now. I was so excited that I finally had a proper venue to show off all my work in the way I wanted it. I wish I had a big party for the launch but I made my own fun instead.</p>
<p><span style="color: #66ff00;"><em><strong>BV:</strong></em></span> You’ve been modeling for quite some time before your own site.  Can you tell us how and when you got into being naked on the internet and some of the other sites we can find you on?</p>
<p><span style="color: #660066;"><strong><em>RV:</em></strong></span> Well I went to art college where I drew naked people all the time so nudity wasn’t that big of a deal for me. Then I saw one the Vivid Alt films, <em>Art School Sluts</em>, and was immediately hooked. Not just because of the sex but how the girls looked and their style and didn’t look like “typical” porn stars. I then contacted a guy in the business who put me in touch with an agency in the valley. I was living in San Francisco at the time so I flew in to get my agency photos done. It just so happened that they needed an extra girl for a film down the street so I actually did my first adult film when I only planned on taking photos. I’m not with an agency now but it was a fun experience. From then on I started applying for alternative and fetish sites. I wanted to be part of that genre where you can make money and do erotica without having to look like a Barbie Doll.</p>
<p>Some sites you can find me on besides my official site include <em>Bellavendetta.com, Fixemagazine.com, chsregime.com, Vampyrotic.com, Blueblood.com, Pornsaints.com, AlmostEvilgirls.com, Devilgirlsxxx.com, Eroticbpm.com, inkedangels.com,</em> and more. Hopefully soon to be an official <em>Burning Angel</em> as well.</p>
<p><span style="color: #66ff00;"><strong><em>BV</em>:</strong></span> In addition to websites you also appear in a number of hardcore adult DVDs.  Can you tell us about some of them and is shooting video for DVDs a lot different than shooting content for your site?</p>
<p><span style="color: #660066;"><strong><em>RV</em></strong><strong><em>:</em></strong></span> I like making DVDs and my own content, I&#8217;m now working in a more erotica, fetish genre, instead of just pure hardcore. I like the variety. DVDs are great because you have your base and people get to know you well by your work. I like doing work on my own because I have more creative freedom and call the shots.</p>
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<p><span style="color: #66ff00;"><em><strong>BV:</strong></em></span> Do you have a favorite performer you love working with?</p>
<p><span style="color: #660066;"><strong><em>RV:</em></strong></span>  One thing I like about not having an agency is that I can choose who I work with and even know that person before working with them. Some of my favorite models to work with include Jasmine Blue, Julia X, Lily Cade, AlySinclair, Deborahannxxx and of course Bella Vendetta.</p>
<p><span style="color: #66ff00;"><em><strong>BV:</strong></em></span>  Favorite photographer to work with?</p>
<p><span style="color: #660066;"><strong><em>RV:</em></strong></span>  Favorite photographers include, Mich Masoch, The Jimi King, and Jazz Wilson.  They are definitely a nice handful of models and photographers to work with, such as Bellavendetta, doing video content.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff33;"><em><strong>BV:</strong></em></span>  Any models or performers that you’re looking forward to one day working with?</p>
<p><span style="color: #660066;"><strong><em>RV:</em></strong></span>  Also would love to work with Joanna Angel, Bob Coulter, Chopper Dave, Miss Crash, Jane Jett, James Deen, The Original Tommy Gunn, Elizabeth Starr, and Jade Starr just to name a few.</p>
<p><span style="color: #66ff00;"><em><strong>BV:</strong></em></span> Is your sex life off camera anything like your online sex life?</p>
<p><span style="color: #660066;"><em><strong>RV:</strong></em></span>  My sex life is different off camera because it’s not work or a job. It’s someone who I am truly in love with. There is so much passion between us</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff33;"><em><strong>BV:</strong></em></span>  In addition to your sexy pictures website you also have a site that is reviews of horror movies?  How do you choose which movies to review?</p>
<p><span style="color: #660066;"><em><strong>RV:</strong></em></span>  Well I have always loved horror films. I actually did my first mainstream horror film this past summer and it was so much fun. I wanted to create a blog where I could share my passion and love for the genre and have it open for people who love horror to share their thoughts also. When I choose a movie or book review, it’s usually something new that I had just watched or read so I can give a fresh review on the subject.  Sometimes when I’m reviewing something, I just go with my first thoughts about a film and write them out. I also like mixing up the different categories of horror, such as Japanese horror, Grindhouse films, European horror, etc. It just depends. I especially enjoy reviewing new up and coming writers and filmmakers as well.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff33;"><em><strong>BV:</strong></em></span>  You&#8217;re kind of a Jill of all trades, you also have photography and multimedia art pieces for sale on your site.  How do you find time to work on your art and what are your inspirations?</p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #660066;"><em>RV:</em></span></strong>   I love being an artist and love to translate my passion in any medium. There isn’t one certain thing that inspires me but I usually create from personal experiences. I am an artist, a photographer, writer, erotic performer, and designer so I definitely love expressing myself in more ways than one.</p>
<p><span style="color: #66ff00;"><em><strong>BV:</strong></em> </span> On your site, you take fans requests for photo sets etc.  Are there any that are so weird you turn them down?</p>
<p><span style="color: #660066;"><em><strong>RV: </strong></em></span> I am always open to fan requests but, in the end, I make the final decision. If I don’t want to do something that I don’t feel comfortable with I have no problem turning someone down.</p>
<p><span style="color: #66ff00;"><em><strong>BV:</strong></em> </span> Anything you wanna share with us about yourself that we can’t find on the web?</p>
<p><span style="color: #660066;"><em><strong>RV:</strong></em></span>  The last thing I want to add is to of course check out and become a member of  my website, www.rubyviolence.com.  Also I would love to thank all my supporters, fans, and old and new friends for their support.</p>
<p><span style="color: #66ff00;"><em><strong>BV:</strong></em></span>  And lastly: when are you going to fly to the east coast to have sex with me?</p>
<p><span style="color: #660066;"><em><strong>RV: </strong></em></span> Hehe anytime you are ready, I will pack my bags and come out to play and fuck you, sexy! Just let me know when!</p>
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<p>Bella Vendetta, is an international fetish model, burlesque dancer, Pro Domme, award winning adult film star, and webmistress.  Aside from doing dirty things on film, she also conducts interviews with tattoo artists, black metal bands and porn stars.  You can learn more about her by visiting her site: BellaVendetta.com.</p>
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		<title>MY FIRST HARDCORE SONG!</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyonesneedapply.com/site/2012/01/19/my-first-hardcore-song/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 23:42:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob Blair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m eagerly awaiting a full length.]]></description>
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I&#8217;m eagerly awaiting a full length.</p>
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		<title>FOR THOSE THAT NEED TO VOMIT ASAP!</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyonesneedapply.com/site/2012/01/04/for-those-that-need-to-vomit-asap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:36:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob Blair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, Rob here.  I&#8217;m just hanging out eating some Cheez-Its, drinking a beer and browsing the world wide interwebs.  We are so lucky to have the internets and all the insightful things it gives us.  Think about when our parents were our age.  They didn&#8217;t have the internet and probably had to ask other people [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, Rob here.  I&#8217;m just hanging out eating some Cheez-Its, drinking a beer and browsing the world wide interwebs.  We are so lucky to have the internets and all the insightful things it gives us.  Think about when our parents were our age.  They didn&#8217;t have the internet and probably had to ask other people about shit but no, not anymore!  The days of wondering are over&#8230;now we can just head over to YouTube and watch a little kid named Remy eat weird shit like placenta, testicles, an 1000 year old egg, brains, a fertilized duck embryo, blood sausage, head cheese and much more!</p>
<p><object width="530" height="299" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/M67bgmhNDqc?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="530" height="299" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/M67bgmhNDqc?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" allowFullScreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" /></object></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><object width="530" height="299" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tMIXJcAD8ZA?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="530" height="299" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tMIXJcAD8ZA?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" allowFullScreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" /></object></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><object width="530" height="389" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TsqUX5IhM4k?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="530" height="389" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TsqUX5IhM4k?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" allowFullScreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" /></object></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<p>Alright, alright.  You can watch the rest of his videos on his <em><a title="FoodOddities" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/FoodOddities/videos" target="_blank">YouTube channel</a></em>, there&#8217;s over 80 of them.  But how long you think till he runs out of weird foods to eat and moves on to trying hard drugs and telling us about it?  Or maybe he&#8217;ll just eat his parents.  Whatever.</p>
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		<title>JACK AND JILL</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyonesneedapply.com/site/2011/12/12/jack-and-jill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 04:10:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob Blair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I first saw the trailer for Jack and Jill, I thought it was a joke.  I kept waiting for the joke to be over but then the trailer was over.  I was dumbfounded.  I knew right then that I simply had to see it. I really don&#8217;t know where I should start with Adam [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I first saw the trailer for <a title="Jack and Jill" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA48UG0gkJI" target="_blank"><em>Jack and Jill</em></a>, I thought it was a joke.  I kept waiting for the joke to be over but then the trailer was over.  I was dumbfounded.  I knew right then that I simply had to see it.</p>
<p>I really don&#8217;t know where I should start with Adam Sandler&#8217;s latest movie.  I guess I can start by saying it&#8217;s a heaping steaming pile of cow dung but that doesn&#8217;t really help you to understand why it&#8217;s so fucking horrible.  I suppose Sandler&#8217;s films were never really known for having much of an educated humor but this one is something else.  This one is just painful.  The whole time I just kept wondering how pathetic it all must have seemed on set.  I imagined crew members whispering to each other about how this film would be the end of Adam Sandler.</p>
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<p>The whole movie is just filled with random nonsense.  There&#8217;s just an endless barrage of jokes that seem to come out of nowhere and are not funny at all.  At one point I just wanted to shake my fist at the screen and yell &#8220;BE MORE FUNNY!&#8221;</p>
<p>Sandler&#8217;s character has an adopted child that is obsessed with taping things to his body, very often live animals even.  Huh?!  Why!?  I think Sandler must have been stoned while writing this one.  Or what about the secret gibberish language he speaks and understands only with his twin sister?  Or how about the completely racist jokes that spew from Sandler&#8217;s hispanic gardener?  It&#8217;s all random and it all fuckin sucks!  And no, its not the bad that&#8217;s so bad its funny, like <a title="MacGruber" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1470023/" target="_blank"><em>MacGruber</em></a> for example.  It&#8217;s the so bad that it&#8217;s just really fucking bad, man!</p>
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<p>Maybe this is Adam Sandlers way of saying his audience is a bunch of complete dumbasses?  Maybe Sandler purposely made this movie a complete piece of shit just to test us.  I guess we passed the test though cause I don&#8217;t know anyone that has said anything good about this garbage film!</p>
<p>Also, I don&#8217;t know how the hell Sandler got Al Pacino in this movie.  What serious actor would read this script, involving Adam Sandler playing both the twin brother and sister, riddled with horrible shit jokes, and say &#8220;You know what, I do wanna do this movie!  It sounds great!&#8221;</p>
<p>In the movie, Sandlers character is trying to get Pacino to do this embarrassing commercial for Dunkin Donuts.  What&#8217;s kinda funny is that they make Pacino seem like he cares so much about the roles he plays and how he would never do the Dunkin Donuts commercial.  Then Pacino ends up doing the DD ad while starring in this horribly bad Sandler movie.  They are breaking down some sort of fourth wall of embarrassment here.  They&#8217;re not only embarrassing Pacino in the film but the very film itself is the biggest embarrassment.</p>
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<p>You know what, maybe I&#8217;m being too harsh here.  Pacino and Sandler might have done something genius. Maybe they made a film in which they are joking about themselves, or rather how we perceive them.  Pacino, the serious actor (pronounced &#8220;ACT OR&#8221;) is making fun of himself and maybe Sandler, the wacky nonsensical one note actor, has dumbed himself down to the lowest point.  Maybe this film is Pacino and Sandler&#8217;s commentary on how the world views them and they just play into it.   This could be their joke on us!</p>
<p>Nah, this movie just sucks.  It&#8217;s just shit, it&#8217;s a landfill of shit.  Don&#8217;t watch it, your eyeballs may turn back in your head as a defense mechanism just to try and get away from the sheer horror.  You don&#8217;t believe me?!  Fine, go ahead and watch it!  But don&#8217;t come crying back to me when your eyeballs are looking back at your big dumb brain!  Ya freakin idiot!</p>
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		<title>THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN: PART 1</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyonesneedapply.com/site/2011/12/02/the-twilight-saga-breaking-dawn-part-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 16:33:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob Blair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Twilight movies, people love em and others love to hate em.  Frankly, I just don&#8217;t give a damn either way.  It&#8217;s a soap opera with fuckin vampires and werewolves in it, what do you really expect from that?  Sure, maybe they bastardized the traditional idea of a vampire and yea&#8230;vampires that sparkle are kinda [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a title="Twilight" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twilight_Saga_%28film_series%29" target="_blank"><em>Twilight</em></a> movies, people love em and others love to hate em.  Frankly, I just don&#8217;t give a damn either way.  It&#8217;s a soap opera with fuckin vampires and werewolves in it, what do you really expect from that?  Sure, maybe they bastardized the traditional idea of a vampire and yea&#8230;vampires that sparkle are kinda stupid but I was just bored one night so I watched it!  Ok!?  Is that alright with you!?  Stop judging me!!!  When have I ever judged you!?</p>
<p>So <a title="Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 1" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1324999/" target="_blank"><em>Breaking Dawn Part 1</em></a> starts off with Edward and Bella getting married.  Snore fest!!!  Woopty fuckin doo!  Nah but seriously yo, it was kinda cute though.  They were all in love and shit and I got mad jealous.  I hope one day I can have a wedding too and break my dad&#8217;s one rule of &#8220;Don&#8217;t get married.&#8221;  Yea, Dad!  Did you hear that one?!  Just wait till that happens, it&#8217;s gonna fuck your whole shit up, Dad!</p>
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<p>Anyways, these vamps know how to throw a really baller ass reception&#8230;in the dead of night, of course!  They got it all, they got tables with really nice drapery, all the vampires are dressed really nice and they even got flowers on the tables I think.  To be honest, I don&#8217;t even fuckin remember exactly.  I&#8217;m kinda talkin outta my ass right now but it was nice.</p>
<p>At one point Edward takes Bella off to a surprise!  He brings her to a secret meeting with Jacob&#8230;you know the werewolf dude that looks like a fuckin <a title="Alpaca" href="http://www.onlyonesneedapply.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/TAYLOR-LAUTNER-ALPACA.jpg" target="_blank"><em>Alpaca</em></a>.  Yea, that dude.  Bella is all like, &#8220;Oh Edward, what a great surprise!  This is the dude I&#8217;d be fuckin if you weren&#8217;t around!&#8221;  I dunno if you guys are familiar with the twilight series but there&#8217;s this sick disturbed love triangle going on between Bella, Edward and Jacob!  Jacob loves Bella but Bella loves Edward and Edward is all like &#8220;WHO DA MAN!?  NOT YOU JACOB, FUCK YOU!&#8221;   I can&#8217;t help but to think that him letting Jacob meet Bella at their wedding was just his own little jab at Jacob.  Did I mention this is pretty much a soap opera?  Every time these three are on screen together I just wanna vom due to sheer anxiety and awkwardness.</p>
<p>After meeting Jacob, Edward and Bella bounce off to their honeymoon.  They jump in the Audi or some other expensive car, then to a private jet, then to a private boat and then they land on a private island!  I don&#8217;t understand how the vampires are all so goddamned rich.  Is that a prerequisite to being a vampire or something?  You can&#8217;t say they inherited the money because none of their relatives are really dying anytime soon.  Fuck, I wish I was a vampire except I get queasy at the sight of blood so I dunno if I could stomach it.</p>
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<p>They spend their honeymoon, skinny dipping, playing chess and fucking like bunnies.  Eventually Bella gets pregnant which is something that apparently isn&#8217;t supposed to happen when a vampire and a human have sex.  Either way, I just couldn&#8217;t help but wonder why Edward didn&#8217;t just use a condom.  Then again, I guess there wouldn&#8217;t be much of movie if he did because you quickly learn that the whole damn movie is about this ho getting prego!  But it ain&#8217;t no normal baby, it&#8217;s some <em>Rosemary&#8217;s Baby</em> shit.  She is nearly dying from the pregnancy because the baby is super powerful, growing at an incredible rate, and pretty much a freakin&#8217; demon!</p>
<p><a title="Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 1" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1324999/" target="_blank"><em>Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 1</em></a> is essentially one of those MTV underage pregnancy shows except with vampires and werewolves.  The whole movie is Bella getting pregnant and everyone else trying to get her to abort it.  Edward even sends Jacob in to try and reason with her.  He&#8217;s all like &#8220;Now listen bitch, this baby is gonna kill you!  You won&#8217;t live to see it!&#8221; and she&#8217;s all like &#8220;This is my baby and it&#8217;s my body and it ain&#8217;t nobody else&#8217;s goddamn decision!&#8221;</p>
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<p>At one point, I just sat there wondering, &#8220;Why the fuck am I here?&#8221;  I&#8217;m sitting alone in a theater all by myself, with a bag of cheez-its, watching a werewolf and a bunch of vampires try and convince this girl to abort her baby.  I could be anywhere else in the world, doing anything else but here I am.  Eating Cheez-it after Cheez-it, I just keep hoping that this poor girl will just abort this demon baby.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 05:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob Blair</dc:creator>
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		<title>DOOMSDAY MOURNING</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 07:54:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob Blair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently did an interview for Latency Magazine with Jorge, vocalist for Doomsday Mourning.  I was more than happy to interview Jorge because I&#8217;m a fan of Doomsday Mourning myself and have booked them for a few shows we&#8217;ve done in the past.  I think they are doing something different and that&#8217;s refreshing when, in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently did an interview for <a title="Latency Magazine website" href="http://latencymag.com/" target="_blank"><em>Latency Magazine</em></a> with Jorge, vocalist for <a title="Doomsday Mourning Facebook" href="http://www.facebook.com/doomsdaymourning" target="_blank"><em>Doomsday Mourning</em></a>.  I was more than happy to interview Jorge because I&#8217;m a fan of Doomsday Mourning myself and have booked them for a few shows we&#8217;ve done in the past.  I think they are doing something different and that&#8217;s refreshing when, in my opinion, the hardcore/metal scene is becoming homogenized.  So fuck the &#8220;shark biters&#8221; and the &#8220;swagger jackers&#8221;, if you will, this is Doomsday Mourning.</p>
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<p><strong><span style="color: #99ff00;"><em>Rob:</em></span></strong>  <strong>Jorge, tell us a little bit about Doomsday Morning. How did it all begin and what are you guys up to lately?</strong><br />
<em><strong><span style="color: #99ff00;">Jorge:</span></strong></em>  DM started in late 2009 a few years after my old band broke up. My drummer &amp; I decided to work on material he had written over the course of a few months. Right now, we are working on a new release and adding some shows to our schedule.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Rob:</strong></em> </span> <strong>I really enjoy &#8220;The Science of Exploitation&#8221;, it&#8217;s in my car stereo right now and I like to blast it really loud outside of elementary schools at 3:00 when parents are picking up their kids. When reading the lyrics for the EP, I think it&#8217;s pretty clear that there is a great resentment, disgust and anger throughout. Where does this anger come from? Are most of the songs based on your own life experiences? If not, what inspires the subject matter?</strong><br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Jorge:</strong></em></span>  My anger comes from life. I&#8217;ve seen and experienced a multitude of setbacks and loss over time. DM is a way for me to channel that energy into something creative. I tend to draw from personal experience to write my lyrics but inspiration comes from everywhere: close friends, family, movies, books, other artists, etc.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Rob: </strong></em></span><strong> &#8220;The Science of Exploitation&#8221; is Doomsday Mourning&#8217;s debut release and it is an unrelenting assault from start to finish. What can we expect from your second EP &#8220;Culture of Corruption&#8221; and the full length &#8220;Predisposed&#8221;?</strong><br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Jorge:  </strong></em></span>Our fans and friends expect a certain something from us and we don&#8217;t want to disappoint. You can expect that brutal onslaught we cultivated last time, but with more of a push forward. We can&#8217;t replicate the same things over and over again, so expect a few changes here and there. We always strive to keep it new and interesting without totally abandoning what got us attention in the first place.</p>
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<p><span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Rob:</strong></em></span>  <strong>I think with the gaining popularity of any underground music scene there is a surge of copy-cat bands that inevitably emerge. Doomsday Mourning is a breathe of fresh air for me and I think for the genre as a whole. What do you personally think sets Doomsday apart from the countless bands in the scene? Also, is there a conscious effort to create something that is unique or does it happen organically when the band comes together?</strong><br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Jorge:</strong></em></span>  I tend to not worry myself with what other bands are doing. DM gets together with a common goal, and that is to write music that we would want to play and listen to ourselves. We just keep it true to ourselves. I guess in that sense we differ from other bands that are struggling to find their own identities. We have a good understanding of our musical preferences and what we want to write, and I believe that shows in our songs.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Rob:</strong></em></span>  <strong>Many of the members of Doomsday have been a part of this scene for many years. I can only imagine all the changing trends that you have witnessed. How do you think it has affected how you guys collectively write your own music in Doomsday Mourning?</strong><br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Jorge:</strong></em></span>  Being around that long has made us aware that quality and integrity tend to stand the test of time. We don&#8217;t get caught up in the &#8216;flavor of the week&#8217; crap, we do what we like.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Rob:</strong></em></span>  <strong>From an outsiders perspective this style of music can be easily misunderstood as a catalyst for violence and aggression. As a fan of aggressive hardcore music for years, I personally understand that this music is a way to relieve that aggression, a therapy of sorts. You&#8217;ve been singing and participating in this scene for many years now&#8230;what does this music do for you personally and why are you creating this music versus any other? Also, what would you say to those that believe this music causes violence rather than working to relieve it?</strong><br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Jorge:</strong></em></span>  I&#8217;ve just always been a fan of the energy and raw emotion that is encompassed within the genre(s). There is a sense of understanding, strength and power that keeps me motivated to write music in a heavy band. People get very passionate about the heavy bands they like. Sometimes that passion boils over into fights and disagreements and just like any other aspect of society, there are also dickheads that want to flex on kids and gang up on who they perceive as vulnerable. I don&#8217;t blame heavy music for assholes though, I just blame the assholes.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Rob:  </strong></em></span><strong>I think most people over the age of 50 can&#8217;t wrap their heads around this music. It is simply too chaotic for them and I don&#8217;t think anything even remotely close to this existed in the 60&#8242;s or 70&#8242;s. It makes me wonder how much more aggressive this music might get. What trends do you see emerging and what bands do you see progressing the genre?</strong><br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Jorge:</strong></em></span>  Music and entertainment tend to be so fickle that its hard for me to make a blanket statement or try to pin point exactly what the future holds for trends and the artists/ fans who follow those trends.</p>
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<p><span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Rob:</strong></em></span>  <strong>In these current times, it seems harder than ever for a band to really make a living playing music since everybody often illegally downloads their music. On the other hand, it seems almost infinitely easier to get your music out there due to the internet. There&#8217;s an obvious double edged sword to how technology is affecting the music industry. How does it affect you personally and what do you do to try and work around it? What is your take on the internet, how do you use it to your advantage and what&#8217;s your opinion on illegally downloading music?</strong><br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Jorge:</strong></em></span>  The internet has definitely made it easier to share art with the world, but with that being said, it is also easier to have it downloaded illegally and lose out on money that could have been yours. I don&#8217;t really mind the illegal downloading since the music eventually ends up in the hands of someone who appreciates it. There is no real way to get around it other than to play shows and be a working/ touring band. Labels and stores got way too greedy and the &#8216;consumers&#8217; reacted accordingly. I aint no insecure Hollywood bitch, I didn&#8217;t get into this to make millions or to impress wanna be entertainers. So the fact that music doesn&#8217;t pay all the bills right now is a reality I&#8217;m cool with.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Rob:</strong></em></span>  <strong>Where do you see Doomsday Mourning in 2012?</strong><br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Jorge:</strong></em></span>  Hopefully back on the radio and back on the road.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Rob:</strong></em></span>  <strong>&#8220;The Science of Exploitation&#8221; sounds amazing and it was all self recorded, will you be going the same route for &#8220;Culture of Corruption&#8221; and the full length &#8220;Predisposed&#8221;? It&#8217;s evident that you are creating some solid stuff all on your own but is there a big interest for you guys personally to get on a label?</strong><br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Jorge:</strong></em></span>  We come from a very DIY mindset, so self releasing and self producing our art is something we take pride in. And yes, we will be going the same route for our upcoming releases. I don&#8217;t need any fucking validation from a label, a bitchy girlfriend, hipsters, genre purists or a motherfucking website, so no, I don&#8217;t really care all that much about getting on a crappy contract where some asshole owns our music. Fuck outta here with ya ass backwards loan. We&#8217;ll jump into something if it seems right for us and that&#8217;s that.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Rob:</strong></em></span>  <strong>I&#8217;ve noticed you are also a big fan of hip hop, is there any way that you see that crossing over into Doomsday Mourning somehow? I&#8217;ve noticed on &#8220;Science&#8221; that there are many tracks featuring guest vocalists from other bands which reminds me of hip hop albums that feature many different guest rappers.</strong><br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Jorge:</strong></em></span>  Hip hop has always been a huge part of my life and I believe that can be heard in our musical and lyrical content. A crossover situation is always possible, so keep ya ears open.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Rob:</strong></em></span> <strong> There are so many bands out there and so many kids trying to do what you guys have been doing for years. What advice would you give to kids starting up their own bands?</strong><br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Jorge:</strong></em></span>  My only advice is, work hard and have some fucking fun!!!</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Rob:</strong></em></span> <strong> Jorge, thanks so much for the interview. I&#8217;m a big fan of what you guys are doing and I look forward to the new stuff! Any final words for the readers?</strong><br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Jorge:</strong></em></span>  Thanks to all friends, supporters and the bitch made haters, you guys make it all worth while.</p>
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		<title>IN TIME</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 01:29:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob Blair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The year is 2161 and Justin Timberlake, from the boy band NSYNC, is now living in a society where people don&#8217;t age past 25.  In an effort to enforce population control, the new form of currency is time.  When you run out of time, you die!  So people have to bust their sorry asses working [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The year is 2161 and Justin Timberlake, from the boy band NSYNC, is now living in a society where people don&#8217;t age past 25.  In an effort to enforce population control, the new form of currency is time.  When you run out of time, you die!  So people have to bust their sorry asses working in shit hole factories just so they can live to work another day.  Essentially there&#8217;s not much difference between that world and our reality here in 2012, cept we all get old, wrinkly and ugly.  Yuck!</p>
<p>So Justin Timberlake meets this rich dude that has a centuries worth of time.  Now considering that JT lives in the hood and most people are as happy as a pig shit with a just one days worth of time, well&#8230;let&#8217;s just say that having a century makes this dude a baus (boss to the layman).</p>
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<p>So, JT saves this rich dudes life from these gang dudes and he&#8217;s all like &#8220;hey dude, that was cool that you did that shit for me cause if you didn&#8217;t I&#8217;d be like all dead and shit&#8221;.  He then let&#8217;s JT drink from his flask and JT does but he can&#8217;t handle the sauce and is all like &#8220;damn, homie.  Da fuck is that, liquid fire?&#8221;. And the dude is all like &#8220;shut up and drink it, you pussy ass ho!&#8221;. So JT does and they talk about how this whole time system is bullshit and how the rich have so much time and the poor have none and it just ain&#8217;t fair.</p>
<p>In the morning, the dude wakes up and gives all his time to Justin Timberlake because he&#8217;s already lived over a hundred years.  Anyone that lived over a hundred years would realize that this whole life thing can get pretty BORING, so he let&#8217;s the final minutes of his clock run out.  JT wakes up and he realizes all the time he has and is inspired to use his time to rage against the machine, if you will.</p>
<p>Anyway, JT turns into a totally new guy with all these new skill sets out of nowhere.  It makes no freakin sense whatsofuckingever!  For example, this fool goes to the rich neighborhood where everyone is mad slow cause they got all the time in the world.  They drive fancy cars, eat good and wear nice clothes&#8230;ahem, the 1%.  He goes to the casino there and plays poker with this dude that just so happens to be the owner of the largest time bank in the land and just so happens to be older than 100!</p>
<p>What&#8217;s weird is he plays poker like a world champion.  It&#8217;s the first hand of the game and he&#8217;s going all in with 30 seconds left to live&#8230;and he wins!  How does a dude in his late 20&#8242;s, who lived in the slums his whole life, beat a guy who is older than 100 and spends his free time playing poker in fancy casinos.  And let&#8217;s just say for arguments sake that JT was that good.  It&#8217;s like okay, why weren&#8217;t you playing poker all along, you dumb fuck?!  Your poor mother died because ya&#8217;ll didn&#8217;t have no goddamn time but I guess you didn&#8217;t think about that you selfish prick.  I guess you didn&#8217;t care about mother, you were too busy chasing pussy and hanging out at shit hole bars in the ghetto.  Damn, JT you were so wholesome in NSYNC.  You fell off.</p>
<p>If that&#8217;s not weird enough, JT is also a master at many other things.  A dude from the slums, that probably never drove a fast car in his life, all of a sudden can out drive anyone.  He even out drives the timekeepers (they are essentially the cops of this society).  Maybe I&#8217;m missing something here?  Does just having time make you badass at everything possible?!</p>
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<p>I mean, I know its a movie but where is the fucking logic, man!  One second he is just a mild mannered Justin Timberlake and then the next he is John McClane.  I mean seriously, he can disarm multiple men and then beat the ever loving shit out of all of them.  JT will be sitting at a desk with two men pointing guns at his big stupid ass head and he&#8217;ll get out of it unscathed.</p>
<p>You ever watch a movie and just think to yourself or even scream out loud, &#8220;Cmon!  That would never happen!&#8221;. Well this movie is just an endless string of those fucking moments.  JT drives his car through walls, no problem!  The cars tires blow out and the vehicle goes careening off the road flipping multiple times into a ditch, no problem!  JT and his lady friend just take a little nap and they are fine!  JT is in a life or death arm wrestling match with a ganglord while four men are ready to kill JT even if he wins!  You guessed it, no problem!  JT is a veritable mind reading, ass beating, race car driving psychopath and there&#8217;s no rhyme or reason why.</p>
<p>Even his lady friend brings up the point in mid car chase.  She asks him something like, &#8220;Do you even know how to drive?&#8221;  To which he answers &#8220;What&#8217;s not to know?&#8221;. What the fuck does that even mean?!  God damn you, Justin Timberlake.  This isn&#8217;t fair you fucking prick!  You got it all, you&#8217;re making the rest of us look like fucking peons.  No girls are gonna wanna fuck any of us after they see you in this awful piece of shit film.  You self serving prick!</p>
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<p>There were once heroes that trained and studied to become who they are.  They honed their skills, there was a reason why they were badass.  Indiana Jones studied archeology for years, since he was a young boy.  He spent his life exploring ancient temples riddled with intricate booby traps.  Bruce Lee spent his whole life learning and practicing his martial arts technique.  He is revered and remembered throughout the world as one of the best martial artists ever.  John McClane spent years in the NYPD going up against german douche-bag terrorists.  He even learned how to do it all with a hangover that gave him a really bad headache.  We remember him and his service to our great city and for saving the poor hostages in Nakatomi Plaza in California.  But then there&#8217;s Justin fucking Timberlake who, for no goddamn reason at all, is great at everything he does.</p>
<p>Go eat a dick, Justin Timberlake!  And ey yo, Amanda Seyfried ima tweet you mah number.  Holla at cha boy. K?</p>
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		<title>INTERVIEW WITH THE MANUALIST</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 02:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob Blair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[About three weeks ago, we were sitting around watching videos on youtube.  We came across THIS VIDEO&#8230;go ahead click it.  Yea, that&#8217;s some pretty weird shit, huh?  But I saw it before and I said &#8220;Fuck this shit, let&#8217;s look up whoever is doing that song in the background&#8221; and we came across this gem [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>About three weeks ago, we were sitting around watching videos on youtube.  We came across <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tCu0JkN9nc" target="_blank"><em>THIS VIDEO</em></a>&#8230;go ahead click it.  Yea, that&#8217;s some pretty weird shit, huh?  But I saw it before and I said &#8220;Fuck this shit, let&#8217;s look up whoever is doing that song in the background&#8221; and we came across <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOyEw9bT8yQ&amp;feature=channel_video_title" target="_blank">this gem by Gerry Phillips</a>.  We were hooked and we watched video after video!</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know what got us so drawn to his videos!  Maybe it&#8217;s how amazing it was to see a man cover over 150 songs with just his two hands and some air in between them, the sheer ability to get every note down and nail every solo was impressive.  Maybe it was the hilarity of it all.  Or maybe it was how he played with the slightest grin, which made him look so content and happy at performing his amazing talent.  Nevertheless, we had to interview him and so we did.  I tracked him down, called him up and he agreed to do a little interview for us.  Ladies and gentlemen, this is Gerry Phillips.  Believe in him.</p>
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<p><span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Rob:</em></strong></span>  Gerry, introduce yourself and tell us exactly how you discovered your amazing talent.<br />
<span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Gerry:</em></strong></span>  I was 9 years old at a party when the photographer made a noise with his hands and told us kids to go away and try to do it. (to shut us up!) When I got home I was messing around and realized I could get notes and started to play simple songs.  Now I can play anything. I thought I invented it until 5 years later when I saw <a title="John Twomey" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSmD9hrbrF0" target="_blank">John Twomey on The Tonight Show play <em>Stars and Stripes Forever</em>.</a></p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Rob:</em></strong></span>  Your obviously most well known for your youtube videos that have gotten over 22 million views but what do you do for a living?  What&#8217;s the everyday life of Gerry Phillips like?<br />
<span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Gerry:  </em></strong></span>I own a gun shop. That is where the <a title="gunecologist" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/gunecologist" target="_blank"><em>gunecologist</em></a> name (his youtube username) comes from.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Rob:</em></strong></span>  What do your friends and family think about your talent?<br />
<span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Gerry:  </em></strong></span>Everybody loves it. I don&#8217;t know anyone who isn&#8217;t completely amazed that I can do what I do.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Rob:</em></strong></span> I know if I was driving in my car with you I&#8217;d want you to play along to the tunes on the radio.  Do you get requests all the time from people and does it ever get to be annoying?  Are you ever recognized in public and asked to do a tune?<br />
<span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Gerry:  </em></strong></span>I am recognized and I will play any song anyone wants.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Rob:</em></strong></span> I&#8217;ve also noticed that you haven&#8217;t posted any videos in about a year.  Any reason for the lull in new manualist covers?  Also, how do you choose what songs you cover?<br />
<span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Gerry:  </em></strong></span>Most songs are repetitive and boring. When I find a song that is technically hard to play and has great lead solo or I just have too many people requesting it, only then will I do it.  I feel I have done just about everything I set out to play. I always thought that when I could play <a title="The Green Hornet manualist cover" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z8LXiMQfF4&amp;feature=channel_video_title" target="_blank"><em>The Green Hornet Theme</em></a> or the full <a title="Fur Elise manulist cover" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12rioESy2fg" target="_blank"><em>Fur Elise</em></a> that I would be as good as I could get. That is why I haven&#8217;t made any new videos lately. Also I moved into a new house and have been spending all my free time working on it.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Rob:</em></strong></span>  My friend Genevieve, a musician herself, finds it very hard to believe that you could play all these songs with just your two hands.  I told her that her lack of faith is disturbing (I got your back, Gerry) but what would you say to people who simply can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s real?<br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Gerry:</strong></em></span>  First of all I&#8217;m not the only one who can do this. I&#8217;m just the only one to take it to the next level. To be asked by the california guitar trio to play their biggest hit live with them was the biggest compliment to what I do. To have Brian May of Queen post my video and give me such praise on brianmay.com is mind blowing.  To travel the world, make commercials, play live is more than I ever dreamed. If it all ended tomorrow I would be totally satisfied today.</p>
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<p><span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Rob:  </em></strong></span> There&#8217;s no doubt that you&#8217;re a master hand musician but are there any other instruments you also enjoy playing?<br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong>Gerry:</strong></em></span>  I used to play the trumpet , baritone, french horn and tuba. I also messed around on a bass guitar. When I could play music on my hands better than I could play the instruments, I got rid of the instruments.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Rob:  </em></strong></span>Its safe to say that youtube plays a huge part in how people discover you and your talent.  It&#8217;s easy to forget that youtube is only a few years old and I often wonder how much talent went undiscovered before it&#8217;s inception.  How has youtube changed your life personally and what opportunities have you gained from it?<br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><strong><em>Gerry:</em></strong></span>  I had been promised the world since I was young. Always lied to. I decided to take matters in my own hands and put some videos on youtube. I never thought I would have 21 million views on one site, but I do. It has totally changed my life and I thank youtube for it all!</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Rob:  </em></strong></span>You were on Jimmy Kimmel LIVE, how surreal was that?!  Tell us about that experience and what it was like for you.<br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><strong><em>Gerry: </em></strong></span> I was asked to be on both Leno once and Letterman twice. Never happened! I did an interview with Kevin and Bean in California. When we were done they told me I would be getting a call in 45 minutes from the Jimmy Kimmel show. Jimmy used to write for them when he started in radio. They called and booked me on the spot, gave me a date, airline and hotel confirmations. They treated me like a star and I&#8217;ll always remember how nice they were.</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Rob:  </em></strong></span>You are undeniably a youtube star!  Are there any other big youtubers out there that you&#8217;re a fan of?<br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong><em>Gerry:</em></strong> </em></span> Steve Riks is a musical  impersonator. We did a video together called Freddy Mercury: It&#8217;s 1975. Which is hilarious. He is the best!</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Rob:  </em></strong></span>I got one last question.  When you attend a birthday party and they bring out the cake and everyone sings &#8220;Happy Birthday&#8221;&#8230;do you sing along vocally or play it with your hands?<br />
<span style="color: #99ff00;"><em><strong><em>Gerry:</em></strong> </em></span> I always play happy birthday!</p>
<p><span style="color: #99ff33;"><strong><em>Rob:  </em></strong></span>Gerry Phillips, you&#8217;re a very talented man and a great sport!  I just want to thank you for your time and wish you well in your future.  Is there anything you&#8217;d like to add?<br />
<strong><span style="color: #99ff00;"><em>Gerry: </em></span></strong> Thank you!</p>
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		<title>@EXXXOTICA #HOVERHANDS</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 04:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob Blair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We went to the Exxxotica convention in New Jersey&#8230;we met a lot of awesome people but we didn&#8217;t touch anyone&#8230;HOVER HANDS!&#8230; &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We went to the Exxxotica convention in New Jersey&#8230;we met a lot of awesome people but we didn&#8217;t touch anyone&#8230;<a title="hoverhands" href="http://hoverhands.org/" target="_blank"><em>HOVER HANDS!</em></a>&#8230;</p>
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